Minggu, 08 Februari 2009

stepped on a duck

Three women die together in an accident and
go
to
> heaven. When they Get there, The Angel
says, "We only
> have one rule here in heaven. Don't Step on the
> ducks."
>
> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there
are ducks
> all over the place. It is almost impossible not to
> step on a duck, and although they try their best to
> avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps
on one.
> Along comes The Angel with the ugliest man
she
ever
> saw. The Angel chains them together and
says, "Your
> punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity
> with this ugly man!"
>
> The next day, the second woman accidentally
steps on
> a duck, and along comes The Angel, who
doesn't miss a
> thing, and with him is another extremely ugly
man. He
> chains them together with the same punishment
as the
> first woman.
>
> The third woman has observed all this and,
doesn't
> want to be chained For all eternity to an ugly
man, is
> very, VERY careful where she steps.
>
> She manages to go months without stepping on
any
> ducks, but one day The Angel comes up to her
with the
> most handsome man she has ever laid Eyes
on... very
> tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. The Angel
> chains them together without saying a word.
>
> The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to
deserve
> being with you for all of eternity?" And the guy
says,
> "Well, I don't know what you did,but I stepped on
a
> duck."

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